The first time I masturbated, I didn't know that I was masturbating. That my sound a little bit funny, but it's the truth. We had two bathrooms in our house. My parents had a bathroom just of their bedroom. For a while I remember that I used their shower.
I believe this was 1972. It could have been 1973. I'm not exactly sure.
In the 50's and 60's there was an exercise machine that a lot of people bought. It was a motorized belt vibrating machine. The machine had a platform that you stood on and a belt that you put around your waist that was about four inches wide. You would lean back against the belt and turn the machine on. Basically it was supposed to vibrate the fat away or something. It really sounds kind of corny, and it was. I don't know what theory it was based on and I don't see how it could have possibly worked. I'm thinking that it was just another gimmick, but people bought them.
It was Christmas Eve and my parents had gone out visiting friends or family and I had stayed home alone. When it was time for me to take a shower, I stripped naked in my room and walked through the house into my parents bedroom to use their shower. The machine caught my eye. I decided to get onto the machine naked. I don't know what possessed me to do this. I just did.
So there I was. Naked. Standing on this platform with this vibrating belt around my ass. After a couple of minutes I decided to turn around backwards on the machine so that instead of the belt being across my ass, it was across my crotch. Within a short time my dick was rock hard. The vibration of the belt felt fantastic. It was a feeling that I had never felt before. It really felt good.
The head of my dick was sticking up, just over the top edge of the belt and I felt myself getting warm all over. I actually had two thoughts pop into my head. The first was that it felt so good that I was probably doing something really wrong and the second was that I should probably stop because I might somehow hurt myself. Of course, I didn't stop.
The feeling was becoming more and more intense. Then suddenly my dick squirted this white stuff about two feet in the air. It landed on the floor about two feet in front of me. I was totally shocked. My first thought after seeing the white stuff was "On my God, I've made myself sick or I've really hurt myself".
I did not know that I had just masturbated.
I cleaned up the mess and took a shower. Then I started reading the book, Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask.